sexartandpolitics:

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

redlightpolitics:

Yep, just what the title says. And here’s the opening paragraph (also, I was angry when I wrote this. And I regret nothing!):

Jizz on your face! A FACIAL! Let your guy cum on your rosy cheeks because it is the latest act of feminist empowerment! Moreover, IT’S CLEANSING! Didn’t you hear? Jizz on your face is better than a detox diet! It has “purifying” properties. Or so says Hugo Schwyzer, Professor Feminism extraordinaire in his latest installment at Jezebel, He Wants to Jizz on Your Face, but Not Why You’d Think:

A female student turned to the guy who’d brought up the topic of semen and validation and asked him, “So you’re saying that when a man comes on a woman’s face, it’s not about making her dirty — it’s about making him feel clean?” The young man blushed, the class tittered. “Yes,” he said, “that’s it. And that’s what makes it so hot.”

Only oh, I forgot to mention, the purifying act is not for you, feminist woman, target audience of Professor Feminism’s column. The cleansing is for him!

/jaw hits floor.

Oh sweet merciful crap.

Methinks there must be another way to feel better about your disgusting penis than having your ladyfriend frame the beauty of your sperm with her smiling face.

So this is why there’s so many cum shot related posts on tumblr today. I swore off Sex Wars, feminist blog drama years ago but…

Does anyone else find this too Fruedian? HS writing an emotionally masturbatory article about women cleansing male sexual shame, right after shameful revelations of his past abuses of women? SUBTLE MR. SCHWYZER, VERY SUBTLE. Maybe tell us that good girlfriends send male bloggers their credit card details after reading to.

/and this is why i want my teenaged girls to learn about feminism from specific women who are any good at it, from their own cultures, and from peer rapport in forums where they can do their own ‘personal is political’ knowledge building. Not freaking big name blogs.